Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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