I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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