Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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