This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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