somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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