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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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