okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My feet surprised me
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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