We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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