i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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