8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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