Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
two words: eviction party
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I lost the right to judge tonight
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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