toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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