She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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