If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We named our party play list daddy issues
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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