just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Bring me that man meat
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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