Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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