brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Randomize
