so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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