Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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