i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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