i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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