U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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