am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
