Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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