Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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