Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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