There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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