It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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