I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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