He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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