Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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