I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dick very happy bro
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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