in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
it's great music for shaving your balls
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
