i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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