We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
