Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
i out mim tonsoeep
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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