Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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