Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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