his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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