bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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