Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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