that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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