"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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