So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
ugly people sure do ruin things
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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