Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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