i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He called his prostate his "boner button".
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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