Well douche your snatch and let's go!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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