they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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