ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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