My underwear smells like fireworks.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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